i can hardly walk, where is my advil?

Today is Cal Day hence I am awake at 6am. Rachel and I will be taking the BART all the way up and down. Because I broke my cellphone two days ago while I was down in San Diego, I do not have any of my own means of communication. This normally would not bother me, but the last time I traveled significantly far without a line, and by this I mean- took the highway, my car broke down, I had to abuse it to get it off the highway, walk to a local cafe to ask to borrow a phone, and wait awkwardly for 45 minutes or so until my friends were able to pick me up.

Hm. I had more to say, but I am now done taking a crap.

good day as I wash up and get my Cal plans ready to be executed

one hundred

Today, I called Jacqueline to go hiking. It ended in disaster. It was disastrous. Jacqueline failed me. THAT IS ALL

THAT IS HOW I AM WASTING OUR 100TH POST.